fun how tumblr staff ignores the terfs and right wingers on here but the second somebody criticizes anything on the site or anyone running the site they suddenly can go all scorched earth on blogs and posts
tumblr staff when you report somebody for saying slurs and not in the reclaimed way:
tumblr staff when someone mildly criticizes their new feature of the week:
reblogging in honor of the blog which posted WHY not to use tumblr live because of some data shit and got deleted TODAY while terfs and shit are still on here harassing people.
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SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK
Just an absolute fucking orb of a creature
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Settle a bet.
soooo true bestie
(via quasi-normalcy)
Everyone please behold this baby tree:
It’s so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.
Caution: baby!
One day (but not this day)!
Update:
Thriving!
Now taller than a human person!
In case you were wondering!
Update:
Filling out, and up!
(via wizardshark)
myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot:
myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot:
that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen
found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR
Theirs a horse in the pingles
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Call me impact font the way I make that Bottom Text
(via infininoodle)
Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That’s funny.
Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: … My what now?
These comments are breaking me
I glow for people I like!
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my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo
many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also
what the hell is going on up there.
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do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up
THEY DONT HAVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES MY GOD! THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PENISES. Can’t I just enjoy Death Note posts without shit like THIS?!
do you think they use tampons or pads
STOP IT. They dont’t use either.
this is you right now
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im watching a speedrun of some dumb “backrooms” game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me
the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water
For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don’t know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water
It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people’s heads
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When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby
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I think we should have a turn of phrase for “I’m not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing” because more and more I’m finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.
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Various tags on this post like “isn’t that venting?” “isn’t that kvetching?” and sure it’s a subcategory of that. But those are missing the key detail of this specific case which is the “I’m not in the right.”
It’s the “fuck I’m NOT in the right, I GET that, I WILL be mature about this, I WILL just suck it up, I WON’T take it out on the person who’s annoying me because they haven’t actually done anything wrong, but by satan’s spicy asshole I AM annoyed. So I’m gonna spend 5 minutes in private being a dramatic bitch about it before I get over it and go be a perfectly civil reasonable adult about it.”
This is important.
Acknowledge the fact it’s okay to be wrong and annoyed about it. Vent the frustration.
Put your adult undies on and be responsible for resolving the issue.
“Unfortunately my circus, unfortunately my monkeys”
someone is WRONG on the internet and it’s ME
(cue stomping off for a stupid little walk for my stupid little mental and physical health)
(and a snack and a drink and maybe a nap)
SIIIIIIGH OKAY I CAN BE THE BIGGER PERSON NOW
(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)